When you see your ex with someone who isn't even...
Something else is hurting you - that’s why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and...– Charles Bukowski (via oxfay)
themidnight-narhwal: darrynek: cokeflow: darrynek: circumcisions: darrynek: circumcisions: ^^^THIS. IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU do it. it won’t make your blog “look ugly”. i don’t care what kind of blog you are. signal boost xD i will donate one cent for every note this picture gets. no questions asked. it’s a fucking lamp…
littlepaperhugs: i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one
harrysthefather: DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
circumcisions: do you ever wonder if people’s parents look at their kids and go “wow my son/daughter is fuckin hot”
nyehs: DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD
babyferaligator: drunktrophywife: babyferaligator: how much do friends cost $420.69 ok but how much with this coupon i got
slurpeenis: world war 3: swaggy vs swaggie
damnablepencil: krabwatch: m4ngos: krabwatch: i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing. ding-dong you are wrong
powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint
mexicanaqueen: my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should