May 2013
When you see your ex with someone who isn't even...
sodamnrelatable:
“Something else is hurting you - that’s why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and...”
– Charles Bukowski (via oxfay)
themidnight-narhwal:
darrynek:
cokeflow:
darrynek:
circumcisions:
darrynek:
circumcisions:
^^^THIS.
IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU
do it. it won’t make your blog “look ugly”. i don’t care what kind of blog you are.
signal boost xD
i will donate one cent for every note this picture gets. no questions asked.
it’s a fucking lamp…
littlepaperhugs:
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one
harrysthefather:
DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
circumcisions:
do you ever wonder if people’s parents look at their kids and go “wow my son/daughter is fuckin hot”
nyehs:
DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD
babyferaligator:
drunktrophywife:
babyferaligator:
how much do friends cost
$420.69
ok but how much with this coupon i got
slurpeenis:
world war 3: swaggy vs swaggie
damnablepencil:
krabwatch:
m4ngos:
krabwatch:
i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it
why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing.
ding-dong you are wrong
powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint
mexicanaqueen:
my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
